Baby: 5, Parents: 0

I've got three words for you: fountain of pee. I've been told by parents of baby boys that this occasionally happens, due to the sudden temperature change upon removing his diaper. We managed to trigger it not once, but five times in the past 24 hours. Twice was during the same diaper change! Doesn't exactly count as occasional, hey? Both Papa & I came out of it unscathed, which is more than I can say for Baby, change pad, dresser, fan & floor.

I know it's wise to toss a cloth over the potential geyser, or even one of those gimmicky peepee teepees, but this little baby is a champion kicker (I see soccer in his future) & it's a bit of a wrestling match already just to change him, let alone keep a cloth casually draped over any of him. Perhaps swathing the room in plastic drop cloths, then diaper changer & diaper changee wearing swim goggles might work?